1. OKAY so for those of who who aren’t in the know….the exception…is younger than me….sigh….I turn 24 before he turns 23…it is so shitty

    but it has inadvertently caused two of the most surreal scenes of my life:

    1. on our first date, his dealer and his girlfriend came over. They were both drinking 40s and were clearly strung out. The exception scored some weed and then, saying a friendly “see ya!” to both of us, they left. I turned to the exception and asked “How old are they?” and he said “Oh, they’re 21.” 21. My boyfriend’s heroin-addicted drug dealer is younger than I am.

     2. Tonight, I came over while the exception’s friend was still there. She’s from the exception’s old town (which is maybe 20 minutes or so away) and they did a big weed run for the exception, her, and his best friend. We had to drive her back home (a county away) and drop off the weed to the exception’s best friend. She seemed friendly, and we both started talking more when I was stoned. She started complaining about her mom not letting her have pot in the house.

    She then said

    "I’m, like, ‘Come on, Mom, I’m almost 20!"

    like honestly

  2. analparade:

etsyifyourenasty:

Constellations Globe

want this and also a moon globe

    analparade:

    etsyifyourenasty:

    Constellations Globe

    want this and also a moon globe

  3. What lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself.

  4. lelaid:

    Liza Minnelli by Andy Warhol

  5. Hannah tagged me and I’m bored so whatever

    Name: Elizabeth.
    Nickname: Bess (please just call me Bess), Bee, Beagle, Lizzie. 
    Birthday: November 4th.
    Gender: cis female.
    Height: 5’3.
    Time Zone: Eastern.
    What time and date is it there: September 1st, 4:11 pm.
    Average hours of sleep I get each night: Never enough.
    The last thing I googled was: “American Apparel butthole ad”.
    My most used phrase(s): “I dunno” and “like” and “no, yeah”.
    First word that comes to mind: unicorn.
    What I last said to a family member: “Yeah.”
    One place that makes me happy and why?: St. Augustine is where I feel redeemed.
    How many blankets I sleep under: One.
    Favorite beverage(s): Diet Coke.
    The last movie I watched in the cinema: Belle at the dollar theatre.
    Three things I can’t live without: Sleep, my car, dollar costume jewelry stores.
    Something I plan on learning:I really want to master another language.
    A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t feel guilty for taking care of yourself.
    You all have to listen to this song: “Love in the Time of Human Papillomavirus” by Andrew Jackson Jihad.
    My blog(s): my personal, this one (which is somehow less personal), pigeonsongs,joannanewsomisperfect,heckyeahamysedaris,one I made when my ex was arrested last year, and I think that is it? OH WAIT I have a nsfw blog lOl!!

    I tag redwrenwalking (if she hasn’t done this already), alexander-supertramp1992, lollerization, gypsycabco, 041, and whoever idek

  6. I think about the American Apparel ad with the plainly visible butthole all of the time.

  7. braingremlin:

    i’ve been looking thru hundreds of photos of 90s furry conventions for the past few days

  8. Album Art

    kickflipe:

    Clams Casino - I’m God

    Title
    I'm God
    Artist
    Clams Casino
    Album
    Instrumental Mixtape
  9. nearlyvintage:

LILY ALLEN 

    nearlyvintage:

    LILY ALLEN 

About me

Joanna Newsom is an angel and she touched me.

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